Magic Bullet Scams: 6 Healthly Hacks That Weren’t

Looking for a magic bullet for staying healthy? Unfortunately, there are some hucksters out there who are willing to give you one…often with tragic results.

Magic Bullet Scams
Magic Bullet Scams

Throughout history, the human race has always been known for our desire for a quick fix, our tendency to leap before we look. Unfortunately, there have also always been people who are perfectly happy to take advantage of that inclination, often with tragic results.

If we’re lucky, the tragedy we suffer is to our wallet but, far too often, the damage comes at the expense of our physical or emotional well-being.

I’ve compiled a shortlist of trickster scams that have taken place in the past. Some are silly and others decidedly dark but all appear to be designed by con artists intent on separating John Q. Public from his hard-earned dollar.

So light up your chamomile candle, pour yourself a glass of something green and enjoy these magic bullet scams.

Beans, Beans, The Magical Fruit

Bile Beans
Bile Beans

Candian salesman Charles E Fulford invented a product called Bile Beans to cure the condition of “biliousness” which was (apparently) caused by overconsumption and high living.  So, instead of cutting back on rich, fatty meals, it was possible to solve the problem with these coated pills made from laxatives, menthol and licorice.  It was later touted as a cure for influenza and headaches.  Amazingly, this product continued to be sold through the 1980s.

Charles came up with the idea in the 1890s when he was in Australia hawking a newly patented medicine invented by his uncle–Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People.  Made from iron sulfate and Epsom salts, they claimed to cure pale and sallow complexions, as well as rheumatism, nervous headache and heart palpitations.  I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Another Round Of Radium, Anyone?


Radium was discovered by Pierre and Marie Curie in 1898.  Shortly after, an entrepreneur by the name of William J. A. Bailey (who possessed zero medical or scientific degrees) sold America on the idea that it was a cure for, well, just about anything.  Radium-infused lotions, blankets, suppositories and even injections were marketed with vague claims of aiding in the improvement of bodily health, manly courage, vigor, joyous vitality and female troubles.

In 1925, what might be the first energy drink was marketed.  Radithor was sold in 2-oz bottles and claimed to contain triple distilled water instilled at least 1 microcurie each of the radium 226 and 228 isotopes.  It was marketed as “Pure Sunshine In A Bottle”. This product finally came off the market in 1931 after the high-profile radiation poisoning death of industrialist Eben Byers due to consuming the drink daily for 2 ½ years. 

Please Pass The Grass

Ann Wigmore
Ann Wigmore

These days wheatgrass claims to be a superfood with all kinds of benefits such as lowering your blood pressure, stabilizing blood sugars, improving cognitive function and boosting your immune system.  The idea of wheatgrass being the holy grail of natural medicine was the brainchild of Ann Wigmore.

Born in 1909, she was raised by her grandmother, a self-taught naturalist, who restored Ann’s health after beginning life as a sickly baby.  At some point, Ann began to believe that grass and weeds were the paths to good health. She even credited eating grass for healing her two broken and gangrenous legs after a car crash when she was 18.

Soon enough, she began to refer to herself as Reverend Ann Wigmore and was preaching that grass and weeds were the manna referred to in the bible.

She opened the Hippocrates Health Institute to promote the controversial claims that grass and weeds could cure everything from cancer to AIDS.

Despite having no science to back up her claims and having been sued twice, her institute (now renamed Ann Wigmore Natural Health Institute) continues to operate,  bringing in a net profit of over a million dollars in 2019, all of which is tax-exempt due to their non-profit status.

Honorable Mention

More Health Scams
More Health Scams

In the early 1900s, La Parle Obesity Soap promised to wash away fat, tone skin and firm up flabby muscles “without dieting or gymnastics”.  Turns out it was just soap.

The Molby Revolving Hammock claimed that laying facedown on their hammock was the secret to a long life, health and vitality.  “All the keen relish of a healthful existence comes to the man or woman whose spine is straight, strong and supple, with no tension on the sympathetic nervous system and with every spinal nerve relaxed.”

Upton Sinclair wrote “The Fasting Cure” in 1898, which promoted fasting as a healthy practice to improve health and cure disease.  Fasting has been promoted throughout history as a beneficial practice and still continues to have its advocates even today. The problem with Sinclair’s fasting ideas?  He claimed that fasting for 40-50 days uninterrupted could cure tuberculosis, syphilis, epilepsy, heart disease and cancer, among other ailments. And, no, he wasn’t a doctor.  He didn’t even play one on TV.

Do Me A Favor

Do Me A Favor
Do Me A Favor

We’re fortunate in this day and age that we have the ability to investigate the many miraculous claims that seem to come at us a mile a minute.  We literally have the information at our fingertips so do me a favor, would you?

As good as it sounds, take a minute to investigate before you dive into any new thing.  No, not just foods or health gadgets but anything that seems too good to be true. Keep in mind that there’s never a hurry.

Only six left?  Trust me, they’ll make more.  (Unless it’s a dud and then you can be thankful you didn’t waste your money!).  Offer only good for the next 15 minutes? Check back in 14 minutes and I’ll bet you’ll still have 15 minutes. And why would they give you 15 minutes to make a decision?

Who does this?  Shysters, of course.  Shysters do this.

Anyone with a great product to offer welcomes the feedback you’re likely to find if you research it so give them the opportunity to show you that they’re the real deal.

To check out some magic bullet scams that are currently on the market, check out this list from the FDA.

You can also check out my article on how to identify these scams!

What about you?  What “deals” have you seen or fallen for in the past?  Let me know in the comments below!

All my best,



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10 Replies to “Magic Bullet Scams: 6 Healthly Hacks That Weren’t”

  1. Thank you, Cynthia

    You know you are absolutely right everyone can be healthy without really trying with your awesome tips, and since I have been living with autoimmune diseases my entire life I can vouch for these tips you share really do work and become natural to you once you add them to your daily routine


    1. I’ve heard that it takes 10 weeks to change a habit and I’m finding out that it’s true! Whipping something together in my kitchen has become second nature to me and now I find that I enjoy it very much. I know you have a lot of challenges and I wish you all the best.

  2. His was a great collection of healthy shysters at work Cynthia! So entertaining. And the list will keep being added to of course, with all the diet trends out there every year, right?

    1. I think it’s safe to assume that these schemes will just keep on coming! As long as there are problems to be solved, there will be people willing to take your money in exchange for a “solution”!

  3. Very informative! I never realized how many ways there are to stay healthy. I typically never fast, but I should try it out after reading this article.

    1. I do a modified fasting, during which I fast a certain numbers of hours per day (usually 12-18). Although many people don’t think of it as “fasting”, this is exactly what they’re doing when they tell you that they don’t eat after a certain time or that they don’t eat breakfast. Let me know know how fasting worked for you and what strategy you used!

  4. As your article has so clearly explained, the shysters or scammers have been around as long as man.

    It really is up to each of us to investigate every claim before parting with our hard-earned cash.

    There is an old saying, ” A fool and his money shall soon part.”

    Let’s not be fooled and thoroughly check out everything we wish to purchase.

    I have found that if something sounds too good to be true it usually is.

    When I was a kid I remember my Mom serving TV dinners. I thought they were horrible and when was grown I never fell for prepared anything. I almost always cook at home and when I do go out to eat it is in a nice restaurant, not a fast food place.

    I believe I am healthier for it. I have noticed my kids are cooking at home as well.

    Thanks for pointing this out to us and reminding us of healthier ways.

    1. Thank you for taking the time to read this!  We are lucky to live in this age when any claims can easily be checked out to verify their authenticity.  You’re correct, it’s up to each one of us to investigate what we purchase and what we put in our bodies!

  5. We are so gullible as a race, and I know I have personally fallen for products designed to get you to lose weight, but they just didn’t work. Though this definitely made me laugh, man are we so dumb sometimes. I do intermittent fasting though and I really love it, helps keep the weight off and it is easy past the initial 2 to 3 days of starting it. 

    1. We’ve all been sucked in a time or two but, if we’re lucky, all we’ll lose is our money!  I’m glad it gave you a chuckle.

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